The Top 10 Reasons I Come To The Glen Fitness Studio

10. My wife thinks going to the gym together counts as a “date”.

9. The amazing math/strength training/cardio package sessions offered. Barbara’s math skills help keep me sharp.

8. I can’t get enough of Lizanne’s playlist.

7. The ample parking and professionally landscaped premises.

6. I love the feeling of a hard lacrosse ball rubbing on my glutes.

5. Free water.

4. Provides me with a legitimate reason to wear Lululemon.

3. Hey…I’ve been unemployed for 2 months. Gives me something to do before settling in for Jerry Springer and Ellen in the afternoon.

2. I am the top rower* in the gym. (*Females 55-59)

1. So I can get caught up on what’s going on with my wife and kids. Barb knows more than I do.